Rob Enderle's been watching too much Glenn Beck

by Thomas Brady

You’ve probably seen this headline: 

Apple Didn’t Beat Microsoft, Robbie Bach Did: Apple’s Secret 5th Column

“5th Column” is a reference to a Nazi tactic in WWII of sending soldiers and/or supporters behind enemy lines to blend in and sabotage the enemy. Double-agent spy kind of stuff.

Enderle claims that he is basically the James Bond of the technology biz - or at least once was - and that he’s pretty sure Apple has been appointing secret operatives at key roles in Microsoft and Dell for 10 years.




Placements of

Leadership within the


[feigned tearing]

It’s that obvious, America.