This is one of the main guys deciding whether your application is approved for sale in the App Store, and he has written a couple gems himself: iWiz and Animal Farts. When I say “gems,” of course, I’m assuming that you’re really into applications that waste your time, money, and any maturity you’ve garnered since the 2nd grade.
What’s worse - it appears he published these after starting at Apple. Apple has a strict policy that you can’t publish independent apps whilst working for AAPL.
Good work, Wired. You mostly go for sensationalist rubbish, lately, but this is a good catch.