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Attention Chris Parnell

Chris, I’ve always thought you were funny. Even before “Lazy Sunday” or Anchorman.

But you’ve got to drop this Chris Walker bit, and stop running for governor of Wisconsin. I get it. It’s funny. It’s very Andy Kaufman. But I think the fun’s over. I mean, what would you do if you won?

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